You Might be a Racer IF...
You Might Be A Ricer If…
You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission. (LOL!!!)
Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
Your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!
If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can't outrun a stock RX8, EVO, or WRX
You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder?!")
You add a wing on TOP of your car, 'cause wagons need down force too (infact only add weight -.-")
You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and don't know what they're for. (To drink more water from the sky?)
You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.
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LOL!! kinda funny article i found. Its late now and time to slp =)
Monday, January 29, 2007 ; 3:36 AM